The En-Rite-En (just the cottage within the family)
The Cottage was a modest two-bedroom bungalow in Shawnee Hills, a community built in the 1920s as a fishing resort on the O’Shaughnessy Reservoir of the Scioto River. The reservoir was created with the construction of O’Shaughnessy Dam in 1925; it was only a mile or so from the Cottage. The Zoo-Park was on the shore opposite Shawnee Hills; at night we'd hear the big cats and other animals. We loved that.
There was no running water; we'd lug five-gallon bottles of drinking water hoisted into place on a dispenser next to the fridge. A filled bottle must have weighed around fifty pounds. Modern dispensers use plastic bottles but ours were glass, and the clear surface let you watch the huge bubbles created when you pushed down a lever on the tap for a drink. I had a Sony Portapack setup by 1976 and I took a long video of an afternoon at The Cottage; the image sequence to the left was fashioned from that.
Dish-washing was done with well-water from a pump just outside the kitchen windows. The toilet was in a crude WC on the back porch that was also home for a ladder and outdoor tools. A large collection of spiders and centipedes were in residence and brushing away cobwebs when we arrived for the weekend was a familiar part of the process. Nobody liked the bugs. We flushed it with buckets of rainwater from a green corrugated collection tank a few steps away.
Hanging just to the left of the front door was a handmade wooden sign saying EN-RITE-EN.
Immediately inside that front door was a screened-in porch. This was where we did our TV watching in the warm summer months after an hour or two of pursuing lightning bugs outside. There were always thousands of them.
There were too many spiders in the toilet.
My grandfather was chief bailiff of Columbus for over thirty years. He knew everyone; in Columbus politics, he was connected. One of his acquaintances was cartoonist for the evening paper, the Columbus Dispatch. His name was Harding and he painted this for grandpa in 1938. It hung in the screened-in porch just right of the front door.
I’ll bet grandpa got the place at an auction during the Depression. He haunted auctions; the entire bungalow was filled with oddball items: a framed print of a costumed Spanish swordsman, two large portraits of the walled city of Carcassone, and, hanging over the fireplace, the taxidermied head of a fully-antlered deer. The deer met his fate before grandpa got him: no Enright went hunting, especially these Irish Catholic veterans of the Great War. Their turf was the saloon, the VFW hall, the courthouse.
One of his duties as bailiff was dispossessing people when the banks foreclosed on a loan. Everything was then sold at auction. The family didn’t like to think of him in that regard; we knew him as the kindest of men. There were stories about him holding up evictions for one reason or another. I hope they were true.



Then, suddenly, in an air-conditioned cinema in the Northland Mall, The Sound of Music opens and runs for eighty-four weeks. Ohio recedes into the distance and I’m on grass-covered mountaintops near Salzburg with the best babysitter ever. Without even knowing it I become a lifelong fan of Rogers and Hammerstein.
